PETE'S PAGE
The name is Witham. Peter S Witham. The S stands for Superfantastic... cuz that's what I am ladies. Super... Fantastic.

I'm not one to toot my own horn (Lord, knows there's enough people out there tooting it already. In fact, my horn has been tooted so many times by so many different people, I often wonder how there could be any more toot left in the poor thing... Stamina, I guess.) Since I don't like to toot it myself. I'll leave you these testimonials...*

"Pete Witham, is sweeping the nation. Not since the hula hoop or the electric sports bra, have we seen the public instantly and totally bowled over." -Dave Allen, Newsweek.

"I don't know what it is but I can't get me enough of that Pete! I mean, wow, what a swell a guy!" -Karl Rove, Unemployed Super Villian.

"Sometimes when I'm feeling down at work and feeling like 'I just can't do this same old boring sh*& again today'... I just think of Pete... and about how nice of a guy he is and how he brings happiness and joy where ever he goes. That does it instantly, I can take that step forward and do my job better than the best!!! Thanks Pete!" -Adult film star, Ron Jeremy.

(he later added, "I believe that I'm not the only one in the industry Pete has helped out like this. As a matter of fact, I think it fair to say that Pete has put more than his fair share of Fluffers out of a job.")

HEY! BUT DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!! GET TO KNOW ME AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF!!!



*all testimonials are fake and intended for satirical purposes.